21 awful, awful pet food industry puns…I’m so very sorry.

NOT! For a decade, I’ve been reading press releases that use terms like “Fur-tastically Paw-some!” Now it’s my turn.

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After years of reading claw-ver wordplay in pet food promotions, it’s clear that humor has earned a place in pet food marketing. Sure the knee-slappers are a gimmick, but they are also a way to make serious nutrition more approachable. When used with a light touch, a well-timed puppy pun may help brands stand meow-t without barking up the wrong tree.

Humor as pet food marketing tool

In pet food sales, humor works like the bait while letting the product attributes be the hook. Buyers may be focused on formulation, sourcing and shelf life, but they’re still people, and people remember what a goofy pun (not the Disney character unless properly licensed). A clever headline can break the ice, open the door to conversation and keep a brand top of mind long after the sales pitch has rolled over and played dead.

Of course, there’s a fine line to walk (the dog). Too many puns and the message can feel like a shaggy dog story with no point. The goal isn’t to turn every announcement into a comedy routine, but to add personality without sacrificing credibility. When humor supports the story, rather than chasing its own tail, it can help brands stay ahead of the pack, hook attention and prove that even in a serious industry, it’s OK to have a little fun with a pun.

Here are 21 pet food industry puns that may make you cough up a hair ball.

1. Premiumization → Pre-meow-mization

2. Palatability → Pala-tabby-lity

3. Supply chain → Pup-ply chain

4. First ingredient → Fur-st ingredient

5. Omega-3 fatty acids → Omega-3 catty acids

6. Value-added ingredients → Tail-ue-added ingredients

7. Functional ingredients → Function-meow-al ingredients

8. Functional ingredients → Fin-nctional ingredients

9. Upcycled → Pupcycled

10. Circular economy → Fur-cular economy

11. Premiumization → Preen-iumization

12. Novel proteins → Nov-meow-el proteins

13. Processing efficiency → Purr-cessing e-fish-iency

14. Ingredient sourcing → In-grrrr-edient sourcing

15. Formulation → For-meow-lation

16. Sustainability → Sus-train-ability

17. Market segmentation → Bark-et segmentation

18. Product differentiation → Purr-duct differentiation

19. Cost optimization → Cost paw-timization

20. Consumer demand → Consumer de-meow-nd

21. Innovation pipeline → Inno-fetch-on pipeline

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